A Day in the Life of a Loss Prevention Officer: I love how some of the shoplifting blogs on tumblr all block me when I...

lpstories:

I love how some of the shoplifting blogs on tumblr all block me when I like or reblog one of their posts because they don’t want me to “know their secrets” about shoplifting. Guys, you do understand that you’re amateurs, right? You’re not professional shoplifters. There’s nothing on earth that any…

brotips:

“Oh my god, this one time I got like, so wasted…” I just stop listening. It was only halfway cool in high school.
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brotips:

“Oh my god, this one time I got like, so wasted…” I just stop listening. It was only halfway cool in high school.

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